RHOBH: Ranking the taglines from best to worst…and total yawn

The RHOBH ladies have released their taglines before the start of the new season and we’ve ranked them from strong to yawn.

All eyes are on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for season 10.  After losing a big player, the dynamic will definitely shift between all of the ladies.  The taglines are a finicky beast for some of the ladies, especially if they had an off season.  Based on the ones below, Garcelle Beauvais had a good season and Teddi Mellencamp was pregnant.  In order from worst to best, if you will, are the RHOBH taglines.

Garcelle came in strong with her first tagline on her first season with, “Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.”  I think it says a lot about her personality and interests outside of the show, while also demonstrating her confidence.  Hopefully, this is foreshadowing for her being able to hold her own with all of the women.  Strong!

Lisa Rinna loves to dance on her Instagram, as we know.  She went with, “The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.”  She has a point, everyone is watching on her Instagram.  Strong enough.

Erika Girardi was busy with her role in Chicago on Broadway this season and her tagline reflects that.  “Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.”  Kyle Richards went with, “Around here, there’s more than just dresses in everyone’s closet.”  Kyle is brave to offer such a notion with all of the skeletons in her own closet.  

Denise Richards tagline is, “My life may not be a fairy tale, but I’ll always get a happy ending.”  A solid try for Denise who has a lot of drama with her life and marriage this season.  

Dorit Kemsley’s is boring.  “I won’t settle for anything less than everything.”  Dorit is known for her extravagant looks that don’t always translate well on TV.  Yawn.

Teddi went with, “You never know what to expect when I’m expecting.”  She’s pregnant.  We get it.  Yawn.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be back April 15!