5 of Our All-Time Favorite Housewives Fights

No event is sacred with these ladies!  These casts will fight it out no matter the occasion.  Here are five of our favorite fights from The Real Housewives over the years.

The Real Housewives sure know how to throw a party, and they know how to fight at parties even better.  Check out our list below.

5. Lisa Rinna vs Kim Richards

Season 5, Episode 16

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trip to Amsterdam, Kyle Richards, Kim Richards, Lisa Rinna and Eileen “the beast” Davidson are all fighting.  Kim calls Eileen a “beast,” and says she can’t find one thing about her she likes.

Kim says something along the lines of, “Let’s talk about your husband.  Let’s not talk about what you don’t want out.”

Lisa does not appreciate that. Cue the glass throwing. Kyle storms out of the restaurant after that and we don’t get to learn about what Kim has on Harry Hamlin.  A quick google says it’s about his relationship with Julianne Phillips, but that conversation was quickly squashed.

4. Aviva Drescher vs Heather Thomson

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Season 6, Episode 20

In The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva Drescher is trying to convince the women she has asthma and other ailments.  Aviva didn’t go on the cast trip to Montana because she claimed she had asthma, among other things.

To prove herself, she brought a bag of medicine and puffed on an inhaler for proof.  She also skipped out on the trip to the Berkshires.  Aviva didn’t attend anything she wasn’t the head housewife in charge of. Typical!

Aviva says, “Let me tell you something honey, the only thing that is artificial or fake about me is THIS!” *cue prosthetic leg toss*

I love the reaction of everyone around the room.  Kristen Taekman walks away saying she’s going to vomit.  Some random guy in the background just shakes his head and drinks his champagne.  Another random extra says, “oh sh-t” as the camera pans to her.

I don’t miss Aviva on the show, but I think this is the first and last time someone has removed a limb for ratings.

3. Teresa Guidice vs Danielle Staub

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Season 1, Episode 10

The Real Housewives of New Jersey might take the cake on this one.  In the season one finale back in 2009, Teresa Guidice and Danielle Staub get into it.

Teresa feels disrespected at a dinner party she was throwing and proceeds to confront Danielle about it.

“You were stripping!  Prostitution whore! You were engaged 19 times!” I can’t even transcribe the rest of it because I’m laughing too hard.

No other dialogue is important in this scene, because Teresa tosses the table and the rest is history.  For the record, Danielle has been engaged twice since this scene, which brings her total engagements to 21.

2. Brandi Glanville vs Kyle Richards and Kim Richards

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Season 2, Episode 7

This is one of the few fights that actually got physical, Brandi Glanville pushes Kyle Richards, and Taylor Armstrong gets in between the two before someone yanks out an extension. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has come a long way since then. Just kidding, it hasn’t gone anywhere.

Kyle says, “You are trashy, and you are classless.”

Brandi says, “At least I don’t to crystal meth in the bathroom all night, bitch”

Kim says, “You’re a pig.  You’re a slut pig.”

Kim and Brandi became friends after this, and remain friends to this day.  As much as Brandi can be a friend to anyone.

1. Bethenny Frankel vs Luann de Lesseps

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Season 11, Episode 15

This is the most recent fight, and definitely one of the craziest fights in The Real Housewives of New York history, IMO. Luann de Lesseps has been on a Cabaret train to nowhere good lately, and the other women are tired of her attitude.

“Life is not a cabaret! Look in the mirror!  You never checked in on Dennis.  You never asked about Dennis! Every day it’s about you!  Every second it’s about you!”

“I took weeks of my life for you!”

“When was the last time you asked me about Dennis? Or how I’m feeling after losing Dennis?”

“I did your intervention while my guy died of a drug overdose, and you haven’t asked how I am once.”

“You were running in a field in a negligee!”

“You’re a sicko!”

Luann responds but with nothing important.  She basically attempts to defend herself and her recent behavior, but there is no defending her actions.  Bethenny may have delivered the message in a poor way, but her message was completely accurate.  Give me a lobster pop tart, I am out.

What do you guys think of this list?  Did I miss some epic fights?  Let me know in the comments what I missed.