Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: “Pardon Our French” recap

Happy day after Real Housewives of Beverly Hills day, everyone!  The dwindling cast is off to France on their cast trip. Bonjour, crazy ladies.

Bonjour, Mesdemoiselles!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies are off on their trip to a chateau in Provence-Alpes-Cote d’Azur, France.  The Chateau is pretty magical, and there is plenty of room for everyone.  Especially since the cast is three women down.

Chateau-she-can’t-come

Just kidding, everyone was invited.  Camille and Denise don’t come on the trip due to the Woolsey fire.  They were all on their way to the airport before being evacuated due to the fire and decided to stay behind to deal with the aftermath.

As soon as the ladies make it to dinner, the group starts to unravel.  The ladies did invite Camille to France to confront her about her quotes in the People magazine article, but that obviously did not happen.

The drinks are apparently stronger in France because all of the ladies are lit.

The morning after

Dorit wakes up around 5 AM and see’s the videos of Camille’s house on fire.  The ladies get pretty emotional about the whole ordeal, understandably so.

Later in the day, Dorit pretends she speaks French when trying to order a “salat.”   Erika orders a croque monsieur, which is basically a ballin’ ham and cheese sandwich.

Erika Jayne mentions that she feels safe sharing with the group now since Lisa Vanderpump is gone.   Kyle mentioned earlier that she missed Lisa, so I guess the group shall remain divided on that topic.

Kyle is definitely still upset with Lisa Rinna and Lisa Rinna is definitely drunk and ready to rumble.

Rinna says she was playing the character of Erika Jayne on #Farrahween and that’s why she was so committed to harassing Kim Richards.  I hope this isn’t the next fight for the season, because I am over it already.

Next week, we get to see more French adventures.

Lisa Vanderpump is no longer being shown on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, just in case, you know, you’ve been living under a rock.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM ET on Bravo.