RHOBH: 5 Things we will miss about Lisa Vanderpump’s home

Lisa Vanderpump has a home so extravagant it has its own name, Villa Rosa.  Here is a list of five things we will miss about seeing Villa Rosa on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Villa Rosa’s new kitchen

First things first, we will definitely miss Lisa Vanderpump’s new kitchen.   New kitchen, we hardly knew yet!  I will also miss the little reindeer in a fuzzy scarf she has on the counter.   No one on RHOBH does little fuzzy reindeer like LVP.

Villa Rosa’s pink kitchen accessories

Why not cook your braised red cabbage with red wine vinegar in your hibiscus pink Le Creuset®?  Surrounded by matching pink bowls and plates, what could be better.  Like a jewel on the plate!  And more reindeer!

Villa Rosa’s Sunday brunches with Giggy

Bloody Mary’s on Sunday and a puppy on the table, what’s not to miss?  I think I see a wild Giggy Vanderpump paw on the left!  So many fresh flowers.

Villa Rosa’s extravagant dinner affairs

Shi Shi Shi Shi SHI! Kevin Lee! And all of the fancy parties, complete with chandeliers, lucite chairs, Vanderpump rosé, and even flocked Christmas trees.  Oh, to be a fly on these luxurious drapes.

Villa Rosa’s DOGS! Among other animals!

How many dogs do you think Lisa and Ken have hanging around Villa Rosa?  There’s definitely swans, Hanky and Panky.  She’s got some mini horses, I don’t know their names, maybe a bunny or two, maybe not.

Then the dogs: Avery, Rumpy Pumpy, Binky, Schnooky, Puffy / Harrison, Lollipop, and Giggy, king of the puppy crew.  I hope this list is accurate.

Bonus: Easter lemon juggling

We will never see Lisa juggling lemons in her new kitchen!  We won’t see any more people shoving Ken Vanderpump into the pool.  We won’t even see Hanky or Panky chase Kyle Richards away ever again.  GOODBYE KYLE!

It’s not that Lisa Vanderpump’s home is actually going anywhere, just that we won’t get to see it as much on our television screens.

I’m being dramatic, but I will miss Lisa on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I’ll miss her crazy pink home, too.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM ET on Bravo,

but without Lisa Vanderpump.