The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: “A Double Shot Of Brandi” recap

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back this week with “A Double Shot Of Brandi,” and, obviously, the return of Brandi Glanville.

The 17th episode of this never ending Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, starts with Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna and Teddi Melencamp in a car getting a phone call.

The ladies are off on their trip to a chateau in Provence-Alpes-Cote d’Azur, France when both Camille Grammer and Denise Richards call and tell the ladies their houses might be burning down in the Woolsey Fire of 2018.

It is interesting The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies are so sympathetic to a fire, but not the loss of a brother….

5 days earlier…

Dorit forces us to watch another photoshoot for Beverly Beach, this time for athleisure.  It is awful, as you can imagine.

he Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies go to lunch in a full glam scenario, and Denise rolls up in a t-shirt and orders a burger.  My queen.

They decide they are going to invite Camille on their cast trip (because, again, they are contractually obligated to do so), only to confront her in another country.  What a great group of gal pals.

Harry makes pie, loses his cheese

Elsewhere in the land of RHOBH, Lisa Rinna with Harry Hamlin and her daughters who shall remain nameless is like watching a sitcom from the 2000’s.  Hamlin says someone ate his block of cheese, but neither nameless daughter owns up to eating the cheese.

“I’ll get to the bottom of it.  I’ll find the culprit.”

Lisa yells at Harry for the girls strange eating practices, which 100% did not come from Harry.  Is this why Harry goes camping so much?  If I were Harry, I’d probably camp too.

“You can’t help but blame yourself. It’s like, what did we do to f–k her up?”  Lisa asks herself, knowing full well what she did.

The return of Brandi

Brandi Glanville goes out on the town with Denise, where they eat carbs and sip rosé. Or tequila.

Brandi comes for Lisa and her relationship with the Radar Online straight away.   Brandi claims she was Lisa Vanderpump’s best friend for five years so she knows all of the dirt.

“She does have a direct hotline to Radar Online, to be honest,” she tells Denise.

It is obvious Brandi is just back to drink two glasses of wine in one glass, and talk some trash with her friend Denise.  It is some odd timing, seeing as there is a gap to fill without her ex-friend Lisa.

Brandi: “A double, but two glasses in one”

Scared Server: “Two glasses in one?”

Brandi: “If you bring me two glasses, I will kill you”

Scared server: “Okay. cool”

Brandi continues to get plastered while Denise sips her tequila.

It appears The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast is off on their luxurious trip, but we get to see that next week.

No scenes with Lisa Vanderpump this week, I’m afraid she might actually be done…

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM ET on Bravo.