Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lisa Vanderpump and the lie detector test

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies are off to Hawaii for Camille Grammer’s tropical destination wedding.  Aloha, everyone but LVP!

Camille Grammer is marrying  David C. Meyer in front of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cameras for this week’s episode, “One Wedding and a Polygraph.”  No matter your feelings on Camille, she has been through a lot.  Three weeks after the wedding we are watching tonight, she lost her house in the Woolsey Fire in California.

But, tonight is about happiness and a lie detector test, so let’s get to it!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies head to Hawaii to participate and watch Camille get married.

She makes them paddle board and party it up in her honor.   Kyle Richards heads right for a rock on her stand up paddle board.  She even serves the ladies pasta in a GIANT cheese wheel.

I think this is a trick so Camille looks better in her dress than everyone else. Just kidding.

The question of the night

Who exactly writes the questions for a lie detector test?  Did John Sessa whip these up?

We soon find out that apparently, that is exactly what happened.  The entire lie detector scene was a lot, and seemed pretty fake.

Kyle tries to explain how she knows about the test in the least authentic manner ever, by saying:

"“My daughter, Alexia’s, very close friend, was burglarized.   The house was under construction and so they took the construction workers to take a lie detector test and Lisa Vanderpump was there taking a lie detector test”"

That, 100%, did not happen.  But the test “confirms” Lisa Vanderpump did not lie about any of the details surrounding Dorit Kemsley and LLAJ (Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy).

If this really was a planned takedown from the other women, they certainly were not expecting this.  I’d like to see the rest of the cast take a lie detector test – perhaps with questions not written by someone involved.

In other news

The best part of the entire episode is Mauricio Umansky at dinner.  He may have been partaking in some leafy island treats, if you will.  He is just making crazy eyes at Dorit and laughing by himself.  He says hopefully a lot when discussing the wedding.

Mauricio under the influence is more entertaining than the entire season, thus far.  “At one point, he says “wait who is getting married?”

The actual wedding

Camille hops in a little red 1959 Autobianchi Bianchina and off to the wedding they go.  They get married in a beautiful ceremony.

Happily ever after, for Camille at least.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM ET on Bravo. Tune in to see what kind of crazy antics Lisa Vanderpump pulls next week.