RHOBH – CSI – The disappearance of Lisa Vanderpump.

SUSPECT #3 from RHOBH– Teddi Mellencamp

“I did nothing wrong. I am an honest person. Never once have I told a lie and never will you ever hear me tell one.”

OK. That was the line from Teddi on “puppy gate” in the Bahamas, but back in Beverly Hills, in Erika’s chapel of all places, it changed to this…

“I was kind of in it… not being the most above board human being.”

So we clearly have question marks over the credibility of Mellencamp, but could “Teddi-Bear” really stoop so low as to frame the posh Brit? Let’s investigate…

Motive 1 – Money Money Money

Now we know from episode 13 that Mellencamp’s accountability coaching business was growing and she’d been approached to sell a portion of her company.

But how much would the company be worth if the owner was publicly exposed for not holding herself to account? Not a lot, perhaps.

With her reputation and potential sale of the business in jeopardy, Teddi was in great need of a fall guy, which provided a clear motive for a Vanderpump take-down.

Motive 2 – Two birds with one stone?

As Kyle so eloquently put it, “When you look at an article, you have to see who it benefits.” And by asking these two questions, could we have uncovered the real perpetrator?

Q: What does the leaked story do in one fatal swoop?

A: It ruins the reputations of two housewives: Lisa Vanderpump and Dorit Kemsley.

Q: Which two housewives have upset Teddi Mellencamp in season 9?

A: Lisa Vanderpump and Dorit Kemsley.

Enough said?

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