Southern Charm: Does anyone care about Austen Kroll & Madison LeCroy?

Southern Charm is promoting the never-ending carousel relationship between Austen Kroll, Madison LeCroy, and all of the people they cheat with.

This season on Southern Charm, we all have to deal with the repercussions of Austen Kroll and Madison LeCroy’s inability to have an adult relationship.  While it was obvious that no one was interested in their relationship last season (save for the cheating video), Madison became a full-time cast member to really force this romance on us.  “People are going to continue to try and break this relationship up,” Madison predicted.

Shep Rose (see: production) keeps inviting people to the party that the pair has slept with at one point or another in their relationships.  The girls from the video, the guy Madison slept with, basically, anyone with a connection to them keeps showing up at filmed events.  This time, a guy that Madison slept with while they were broken up for the 450th time showed up to the Charleston Wine + Food Festival.

Austen said he “can’t deal” with the guy being around, even though he was clearly sleeping with other people at the time.  While Madison was slinging his Trop Hop beer to strangers, Austen was pouting in the corner.  Austen is incredibly insecure and it is wild that Madison keeps coming back to him.

Why is it okay that Austen and Shep can sleep with half of Charleston but Madison can’t have a one night stand with someone?  Also, Austen got caught having a threesome by Madison with some random girls.  Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot?  Austen would be absolutely hysterical while trying to push his grapefruit beer.  The slut-shaming here should be illegal and it really isn’t interesting to watch.

Not to mention, Kathryn Dennis admitted that she and Thomas Ravenel hooked up while she was shacked up in his home during filming.  Everyone on this show is garbage: change my mind.

Southern Charm is on every Thursday at 9 PM ET.