RHONY: Everyone goes to Ramona Singer’s living room, or something

Ramona Singer’s RHONY birthday party ended in disaster when Leah McSweeney and Sonja Morgan took the spotlight off Ramona temporarily.

Finally, the most important day in the RHONY calendar is upon us.  Ramona Singer’s birthday!  She obviously invited 60 of her most important and special friends for the day.  Each one that arrived she recounted the number of years she knew them, as if that was some sort of key to the city.

The theme of the party was “Everyone goes to Ramona’s living room,” which doesn’t make any sense to me.  Is Ramona known for her living rooms?  The decor includes large white flowers, licorice, a telephone booth, a single sofa, and a black attire theme that Sonja Morgan obviously did not abide by.  If this is supposed to be Ramona’s living room, shouldn’t there be more couches?  Where is Coco?

The entire night, Sonja seemed perturbed.  Dorinda Medley sat her down to ask what was wrong, but she was too far gone on vodka sodas at that point to digest what was going on.  Her townhouse is falling apart again, the toilets are leaking and it is just in disrepair throughout.  From context clues, it seems that the family that was renting it broke their five-year lease four years early…for whatever reason.

But Dorinda was certainly on her high horse, talking about how Sonja gets dark when she drinks too much.  I mean…if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black, I am not sure of anything anymore.

But when things went sideways at the party, the true Ramona came out.  She started screaming at production that they needed to stop filming.  Meanwhile, Sonja was dancing on a glass tray, Leah McSweeney was dirty dancing with a chicken wing in her mouth, and Dorinda was slurring off-camera somewhere.

If Ramona was actually worried about her reputation, she would have told her friend dressed up like Ben Stiller in Zoolander that she needed to fix her outfit before being on camera.  The friend count got up to 32 before they stopped counting.

Honestly, the party looked more like an MLM gathering or the pickup line for a private middle school in Manhatten than it did a party.  My invitation obviously got lost.  This episode is to be continued…and didn’t end on a good note with ol’ Ramona.

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