Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki can’t even have fun in Key West. What a drag!

The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to Key West, and the streets of Key West were not ready for these women. To be fair, I wasn’t ready either.

The Real Housewives of Orange County episode started with Kelly Dodd barfing out the side of a Maserati on the side of highway US-1 is peak housewives.  If you’ve never had the pleasure of going to Key West, it is a party from beginning to end.  Not to mention, there are cats all over the place.  Kelly was no match for all of the pharaoh cats following her around, either.  The cats rule Key West!

Shannon Storms Beador decided to bring up the fact that there are parades on the streets, a fact that her ex-husband told her.  Unfortunately, that’s not an all the time thing.  Who asked David for vacation advice anyway?  Moving on, at the drag show, the performer asked if anyone was celebrating.  Emily Simpson shouted that Gina Kirschenheiter had just gotten out of jail.  Gina took the joke well and the queen loved it.

Vicki Gunvalson, on the other hand, was a drag at the drag show.  If you can’t have fun in Key West at a drag show, you can’t have fun anywhere.

She calls the performers “guys dressing up as girls,” and that she just doesn’t get it.  “Sorry, drags.”  The only drags here are you, Vicki.  If you can’t respect it, don’t go.  It would have been better without you!

Not enough attention was on Vicki at the bar, so the Tres Amigas went on their merry way.  Cue Vicki having a meltdown in the streets.  “I’m not a con woman, I was conned,” Vicki screeched into the streets.  This was definitely the phrase she was trying to block Bravo from airing with a lawsuit.  The screeching was reminiscent of her, “I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE!”

On the floating tiki boats the next day, Kelly shouted to Vicki that her engagement will implode in two seconds and that she looked orange.  That got audible groans from the rest of the girls as it just started a whole war all over again.  Emily said, “Let’s attack her character because that sucks,” instead of her looks.  True, Emily, true…The night ended with Vicki slipping and going off in an ambulance for her ankle.  Could Vicki garner any more attention on one trip?

The Real Housewives of Orange County is on Bravo at 9 PM every Tuesday.