Well, that’s a wrap on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. Tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, titled “Bigfoot, Bigger Drama,” saw the women go on a “hunt” for Bigfoot in the Oklahoma woods, but the main source of drama in the hour was Kary.
Overall, it was a rough episode for her as she insulted Stephanie, her guest and even D’Andra’s eggs. She also threw a fit about being forced to carry her own luggage into the house.
I mean I would hardly call staying in that giant, gorgeous Woodside house “camping” but they were clearly roughing it by the Housewives‘s usual standards. Kary was channeling her inner-Ramona in the Berkshires this week, that’s for sure.
Let’s track some of the craziest and most dramatic moments of Real Housewives of Dallas Season 5, Episode 13!
5. Brandi plays the victim again
Anyone else beyond tired of Brandi playing the victim again and again this season? Well at the tail end of her and D’Andra’s confrontation, she again made everything about her. D’Andra didn’t do anything wrong in my opinion, but everyone turned on her and she wound up being forced to apologize to Brandi.
4. RV Struggles
It didn’t take long for the ladies to leave from Stephanie’s in that RV before they hit a few bumps in the road. For starters, Brandi could barely see the road and then when D’Andra switched to take over behind the wheel she pulled some pin-turns that would make Dom Torretto break a sweat.
Then Stephanie almost blew everyone up because not only did she not know what type of gas the RV took, but she almost left the engine running while refueling! Why didn’t these ladies just hire someone to drive the dang RV?!
3. Kary goes off on poor Charles
Of course, the main attraction for this episode was Bigfoot hunting, so Stephanie recruited her special hunter friend Charles. Unfortunately, Kary put a damper on the entire evening after getting a few drinks in and insulting Charles. Apparently, Kary doesn’t like hunters who kill animals. I mean I’m no fan of trophy-hunting but based on how Charles talked, it sounded like he’s just a casual hunter! Not only did Kary make several remarks about Charles’s attitude, but also about his penis… for some reason.
Plus, she wears animal furs and skins and is a meat-eater, so the whole thing just reeked of hypocrisy. Does she not know anything about factory farming or fur farms!? Kary also made some digs at D’Andra’s cooking and ultimately wasn’t the most pleasant person to be around this week.
Then Kary also tried swinging a machete in the woods, genuinely giving both Kary and Charles a fright.
2. Tiffany’s umbrella hat
During a fishing trip, Tiffany’s big umbrella hat was the talk of Twitter. She looked super cute and even shared where she got it with her followers!
1. Stephanie calls Kary out
It takes a lot to make Stephanie combative but she came close this week when she called Kary out for being rude to her pal Charles. They made up in the end but it looks like Charles is coming back next week so we’ll see if Kary apologizes to his face.
New episodes of Real Housewives of Dallas air Tuesday nights at 9:00 p.m. EST on Bravo.