RHONY: What exactly was Dorinda Medley accusing Tinsley Mortimer of?

The RHONY crew is back together for an end-of-summer party and no end-of-summer party would be complete without a huge fight…over nothing.

Dorinda Medley, Leah McSweeney, Luann de Lesseps, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Tinsley Mortimer were all back last night…saying their goodbyes to Bethenny Frankel right off the bat.  Feelings from the remaining RHONY cast were generally…okay about the situation once the initial shock wore off.  Sonja said, “I feel abandoned all over again!”  But Luann was quick to say, “The show must go on!”

Luann got off probation and celebrated with a coffee and a Sonja in Central Park.  Lu talked about herself, Sonja ate her bagel.  Lu was adamant that she was a good friend throughout the situation but I think we can all agree she was not.  And then Sonja reminded her that she forgot the truffle fries.  “That the REAL misdemeanor,” Sonja said.

Dorinda broke a rib and decided, John Mahdessian, was alright again.  They argued over parmesan cheese and Dorinda compared him to a cat, while she herself is a dog.

Leah made her RHONY debut, along with her daughter, Kier (or Kiki).  She and Luann bonded over their history with the police.  She might be Lu and improved, but deep down, she’s still the same old Lu.

But Leah barely had a second to catch her breath before Dorinda and Tinsley decided to have a huge fight at Dorinda’s event.  Dorinda is mad that Tinsley is bragging…about living in a hotel?  Or about her relationship with Scott Kluth?  She’s mad Tinsley isn’t being transparent about her relationship with Scott?  It is a very strange hill to die on and I’m not sure why Dorinda cares.

Dorinda mentioned before that she wasn’t handling the stress of the flooding of Bluestone Manor very well…and I think we witnessed that in the first episode.  The preview for the rest of the season looks ridiculously entertaining and if we have nothing else to look forward to, at least we have RHONY.

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