Vanderpump Rules: Why are the women fighting over ANY man on this show?

The men on the cast of Vanderpump Rules are not worth of all of the women fighting over them…but here they are, fighting over them.

In the land of Vanderpump Rules cast past, ye’ old Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright are celebrating their bachelor and bachelorette parties in Miami.  Kristen Doute said that Tom Schwartz has been messing around on Katie Maloney for years, which of course is well known to anyone with eyes and ears, but that set Katie off.  She said that Kristen has never been happy in a single relationship she’s been in.

Well, Katie has never been happy…ever.  So I guess Kristen still wins that round.  “It’s apples and oranges,” Katie tells the camera while looking like an angry gingerbread woman.  Orange is not her color.  I’m not sure Katie has a color.

If Lisa Vanderpump didn’t hand Tom and Tom TomTom, what would Schwartz be doing?  Remember that time he got behind the bar for 10 minutes during pride and then cracked under pressure?  At least Kristen was the Lisa Vanderpump to her Carter.

Danica Dow tells Dayna Kathan that Max Boyens is a loser and sleeps with any girl he can, which is not the first or last time she’ll hear that.  Dayna doesn’t care.  “Woman to woman,” one says to the other. I can barely tell them apart at the table.  You can watch the clip on BravoTV.com.

Poor Brittany thinks that people actually look up to her relationship with Jax.  This comes just one day after a club took it upon themselves to make a sign that says, “BRITTANY DON’T DO IT,” just to remind her not to marry Jax.  But go on with your bad self, girl.  They already got married, so the damage is done.

But really, are any of these men worth all of the women they have fighting over them?  It is kind of astonishing that there are so many arguments over men that don’t even have jobs and wear mumu’s as normal attire.  Max and Jax (ugh) look like they haven’t washed their hair since the early 2000s and I think Max was born in the early 2000s.  Is the dating pool that small in LA?

Vanderpump Rules is on Bravo every Tuesday at 9 PM!