Bravo: Your must-purchase housewife wares for black Friday!

The Bravo housewives not only entertain on TV, but they offer a wide range of products sure to confuse and delight anyone in your circle.

Bravo loves a multi-faceted housewife!  The Real Housewives of New York sure have a knack for merchandise.  Starting off with classic breakfast items, a necessary purchase is Luann de Lesseps Eggs a la Francaise Mug from the official countess Luann store.   I see no statement necklaces, but those are always appropriate for breakfast in bed.

Whip up something toasty

Now, Sonja Morgan’s toaster oven never made it to shelves much to our dismay, but have no fear!  SonjaMorgan.com has recipes for any ol’ toaster oven you have laying around.  Please do not look over the Holiday Recipe: Maple-Bourbon Roasted Turkey with Gravy by The Fabulous Beekman Boys for Access Hollywood.  Once you whip that up, be sure to grab some of Bethenny Frankel’s SkinnyGirl ready-to-drink cocktails that are sure to leave you in a bush by noon.  Fun!

DECOR LADIES, DECOR

If you need some ambiance, SaintCelebrity on Etsy has prayer candles for all of your favorite franchises.  Do you need Kyle Richards on your Christmas tablescape?  Yes.  Lisa Rinna on your bedside table?  Double yes.  CottonRowCreative has some koozies to keep your drinks cold while your family asks why you aren’t married yet.  Just flash them Dorinda Medley’s “I’ll tell you how I’m doing.  Not well, bitch,” and walk away.

For the chef in all of us

If you’re not in the mood to cook, check out Shannon Beador’s Real for Real Cuisine meals on QVC.  In the mood for 4-oz veggie burgers?  They come in original, BBQ, combo, and Real California.  No idea what that means, but hey, who cares?  After you’re done cooking those, sign up for some insurance through Vicki Gunvalson and COTO Insurance.   You never know when a little family van might come along.

Be sure to wrap yourself in your favorite Lisa Rinna Collection Printed Snood in various shades of leopard while cooking.  It’ll make you appear deep in thought and far too busy to approach.  Spray yourself with Karen Huger’s La’ Dame Fragrance for added allure.

Happy Holidays from Bravo and Champagne & Shade!