Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Is Erika Jayne Over It?

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:9 -- Pictured: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave -- (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:9 -- Pictured: Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave -- (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

Still in the French countryside, I’m afraid the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies are going to run out of things to fight about.  Oh wait…

Here I thought we’d run out of things but fight about, but thankfully, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp crafted a fight to keep us going.  The beauty of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The night before

Erika Jayne says she has a migraine, but she’s really just tired of Kyle and the girls roping her into an argument.

Erika looks incredibly pissed off and over all of it when she comes down for breakfast.  Her attitude doesn’t change throughout the rest of the trip.  Does she have a migraine, or is she just aware she’s the next target?

Erika says, “Last night, Lisa Rinna was giving Kyle s–t about impersonating me, but she’s good with them today. When isn’t life full of double standards?”

The fires

Denise Richards drives back to her home and the entire area is just charred.  Her home is in okay shape and still standing.

When they get to Camille Grammer’s house, it did not fare as well.  It is still standing, but everything in it is destroyed.

It doesn’t matter how much money someone has, or if you like the person or not, losing a home is something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.  These somber moments don’t really fit in with the rest of the episode, besides all of it being a disaster.

In cahoots?

The ladies go to a vineyard and drink a large amount of wine. They are absolutely wasted, but Erika isn’t drinking due to a migraine.

The day progresses, as does the drinking, and the girls are absolutely wasted.  While the wine is flowing, Erika seems to be studying the actions of the other women.

I did love the glimpse of housewives seasons past when they flashed “Dorit’s dress: $6,000” on the screen.  The good old days.

Back at the Chateau, Erika confided in the women that she finally felt she was able to trust, and have, a group of friends that were women.

Teddi and Kyle seem to take that lovely notion and destroy it as quickly as it comes up.

As Erika compliments the group and says she trusts them, Kyle asks why Erika wasn’t more pissed off at Rinna about Farrahween.

Kyle and Teddi WANT Erika to be mad about Lisa Rinna being Erika Jayne.

Eventually, Erika asks Kyle and Teddi if they are in cahoots to “push her out.”  It does kind of seem that something behind the scenes is happening.  They’ve been harping on Erika the entire trip, but without reason.

What can possibly come next?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on Tuesdays nights at 9 PM ET on Bravo.