RHOHY: “Caught Between an Ex and a Hard Place” recap

The Real Housewives of New York City are in Miami causing a ruckus.  Well, Luann is doing yoga, and the rest of the ladies are causing a ruckus.

The Real Housewives of New York cast go visit the Wynwood Walls in Miami.  They also go visit artist Peter Tunney.  Ramona Singer decides to stay behind to plot and plan for their party later that evening.  We know this cast loves a Florida moments, and this is no different!  But don’t you dare confuse West Palm Beach with Palm Beach, okaaaaay?

I love that Luann captioned this post “Oh how I love Florida!” Do you, Lu?

The main event of the evening is the Real Housewives of New York are ridiculous, and throwing a party.  Ramona invites a date, and also invites her ex-husband Mario Singer.

Sonja Morgan is wasted.  She’s been wasted all week since last episode.  Bethenny yells at her to go to sleep, and she slips out of her chair onto the floor.

This is when Ramona decides to go out with Tinsley Mortimer while Sonja and Bethenny wait for the paramedics.  Bethenny seems to really care that Sonja could be hurt.

If I had to guess, she is extra concerned about Sonja due to the trauma of losing Dennis.  Bethenny may be high strung, but she is a good friend.

The paramedics ask if Sonja is taking any medications at that time, and she lets them know she is allergic to dust mites.  Very important information!

She also says she is good at falling due to riding horses so all is okay.

Tinsley is whining about how Miami reminds her of the Coupon Cabin mogul, Scott.  Luann is talking about the cabaret, because what else would she be talking about?

The dinner party from hell

Next week, we see a blow out between Luann and Bethenny about how self absorbed Luann has been, especially relating to the cabaret.

Luann accuses all of the ladies of being jealous of her and her fabulous cabaret lifestyles.  In true Ramona fashion, she just responds, “oh, I don’t think so.”

Bethenny seems to have some kind of break down at the table after shouting that Luann is a joke, but I am unsure how all of that will play out.

Real Housewives of New York will be back next Wednesday at 9 PM ET on Bravo.