Summer House x Vanderpump Rules: “The Cookie Crumbles” recap

Summer House is back this week with more drama involving the Vanderpump Rules cast as they invade the house and light paper towels on fire.

Jumping right into this Summer House drama.  Kyle Cooke is made that Paige Desorbo went out with another guy and then slept in Carl Radke’s bed, when he wasn’t even in it.

It’s very rich of him to even have such an opinion seeing as he cheats on his girlfriend Amanda Batula regularly.

Hannah Berner sits down with Jordan Verroi to ask him why he is such a weird liar.  So far he’s said: he made out with three girls, he said he almost took home a hooker, he has a problem “getting it up,” but realistically, none of these are true.

He also told some intense story about bunk beds and broken noses, which is most certainly a plot line in a movie everyone has seen.

Carl is mad that Paige is hanging out with some guy who presumably has a job, and a yacht, so he starts talking poorly about her to the guys to make himself feel better.

Here we are halfway through 2019, and Carl and Kyle think Paige owes Carl sex because they made out in a pantry a few times.  Get a life, Carl.  Pretty gross behavior by both of these grown men, but I should expect nothing more from them.

On to the Saturday beach party

Cue Kyle getting in the middle of this argument between Carl and Paige for no reason, other than he started drinking when he woke up.  This divides the Summer House group.

Half the people walk away because it’s awkward, the other half walk away because they don’t want to be involved, Kyle probably doesn’t even remember what he said.  Even Carl agrees that Kyle took it took far.

Anyways, Kyle goes out to an island by himself to cry because he is a giant drunken idiot.

Back at the house, Carl invites his wedding date to the Summer House in order to make Paige mad.  Also because he is an idiot.

Tom Schwartz is having problems with his butt, so he and Katie Maloney go to the ER.

A truth bomb Kyle wasn’t ready for

Kyle is talking about how sad and sorry he is, but he’s so drunk he’s hiccuping through his words.  Stassi Schroeder tells Kyle that if he is asking Amanda to marry him to make up for him cheating on her, it probably isn’t the right decision.

NEWS FLASH: STASSI IS RIGHT!

It looks like next week on the season finale of Summer House, Kyle asks Amanda’s dad if he will give Kyle his blessing to marry his daughter.  He laughs.  I’m sure there is more to the conversation, but we will find that out next week.

P.S. Tom’s butt is okay, I know you were all worried.

Summer House is on Bravo Monday nights at 10 PM ET, hopefully with less Vanderpump Rules next week.  What do you guys think of Carl and Kyle’s behavior tonight? Gross?  I thought so too.