Vanderpump Rules reunion part 2: No resolution in sight

Vanderpump Rules is back for the second part of the reunion.  There was a lot of screaming and finger-pointing, not so much resolution.

The first part of the reunion for Vanderpump Rules was pretty intense.  At the end of part 1, the entire cast was screaming at one another.  It is wise to turn on closed captions on so you can follow along with what people were saying.  Andy Cohen asked the entire cast to “shut the front door” but in more colorful terms, and then the part 1 ended.

The Kentucky Muffins vs. The LA Puppy Parents

Last episode, we saw Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright vs James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss in full swing, except Raquel wasn’t saying much besides “as a beauty queen…” and trailing off.  This episode continued the fighting.  Unsure if there will ever be resolution for these four.

I am assuming Kristen Doute is only at the Vanderpump Rules reunion to remind us that she hates, but is obsessed, with James.

Jax and Brittany are in therapy, and apparently not discussing important things like his cheating, lying, or any of his other many indiscretions. Mazel to the happy couple!

Lovers & friends

The cast discussed, in depth, Ariana Madix and Lala Kent hooking up while Tom Sandoval drove them around.  What a gentleman.

Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval were very cute as best friends in their matching white suits for the opening of TomTom.  At the reunion, T.Sandy gave Andy Cohen a matching helmet of his own and took him on a nice ride in the sidecar. The sidecar died leaving the lot, naturally.  Then it died again in the middle of an intersection and Andy walked back to the lot.

Is Scheana Shay Jancan even at this reunion?  She spoke up to say she wasn’t mad that Ariana and Stassi Schroeder are friends.  Very mature of her.

Scheana’s date from the end of the Vanderpump Rules season, Robby Hayes, is apparently dating Juliette Porter of MTV’s Siesta Key now.  Wonder how Scheana feels about that?

At one point, James mocks the quality of Stassi Schroeder’s extensions.  The cast decided that was crossing a line. Twitter did not object to the quality of her extensions, since they are the deciding force, also according to James. (Twitter is in disagreement with James, in case anyone was wondering). Feel free to peruse the #StassisExtensions hashtag, or vote in our Twitter poll! 

Last and kind of least

The most important part of the night was when Andy Cohen told Katie Schwartz that the internet hates her.  Katie thinks she is making James accountable, but really, James doesn’t care what Katie is trying to do.  Someone should hold Katie accountable for her sense of style.

As expected, there was no resolution during part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. We have high hopes for part 3 of the reunion.

Part 3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion is on next Monday, May 20th, at 9 PM ET on Bravo.  Are you guys tuning in for the madness? Let us know in the comments.