RHONJ: The Aftermath of the Broken Glass

This week’s episode of RHONJ was all about the aftermath of Mexico, but also about moving on.

Surprising for these ladies to forgive and forget but as an avid watcher, I feel like a proud mama…”all growns up,” said best by a young Vince Vaughn in Swingers.

Speaking of forgiveness, Teresa Giudice is seriously ‘Daniellematized’ and needs to snap out of it. She has been pouring the Danielle Staub Kool-Aid, with some Jennifer Aydin ice cubes down her throat, for a while now. Um…your sister-in-law was going to have her throat cut by Jennifer’s wine glass incident.

Teresa sees her old self in these women and can relate, however, if the script was flipped, Teresa would have flipped on Melissa Gorga for not supporting her. Remember when she flipped the table? Apparently, the word of the day is, ‘flipped’. Like I tell my kids, treat people how you want to be treated. Got it ladies?

Joe Gorga, we love you, but seriously, give Melissa some props for her boutique please. Crumbs are important too Joe. Remember that.

Let’s move on to Margaret Joseph’s charity gala for Brave Gowns. This makes me love Margaret even more than I already do. What a beautiful and meaningful event. I am seriously considering hiring her guy to plan my son’s Bar Mitzvah. You think she’ll mind if I send her the bill?

How glad are we that Jennifer owned up to her behavior and apologized? We’ll see how long that lasts. Clearly, her husband knows all about her tequila tantrums…he may need to tighten that leash.

Can we talk about Jackie Goldschneider’s glorious green pantsuit she wore? Was it a jumpsuit? She looked ah-mazing! I’m glad she made up with her sister. That reminds, me…I need to call mine.

Dolores, oh Dolores. Stop being selfless and be selfish. You deserve it girl. Every mother in the world feels guilty when they do something for themselves but it’s your time to shine. Even though Frank Catania seems like a dream roommate, it may be time to cut that cord sister. I believe we will see that happening next week.

That about wraps up this week’s recap of RHONJ. Next week looks very juicy. The good behavior is out the door and the apologies don’t last long…but we already knew that. Why do you think we keep watching?

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