Thanks Lydia, literally no one appreciates the overshare about Doug’s balls

Last night on RHOC, Lydia McLaughlin literally gave a toast to Doug’s balls as they celebrated his vasectomy. 

In case you missed it, Lydia McLaughlin’s husband Doug had a vasectomy. Although I’m not sure how anyone who has ever heard of Real Housewives of Orange County could have missed it. It’s all Lydia has talked about for roughly two weeks.

Last night on RHOC, the ball talk was seemingly nonstop. It seems that Lydia has two things on her mind lately – the drama with Shannon Beador and Doug’s balls. Neither of those topics are even marginally entertaining.

The way she went on and on about Doug’s balls all season, you’d think he was having way more done than just a simple vasectomy. I’m also not entirely convinced that Lydia knows that he won’t actually lose his balls.

The whole thing was just too much and was an indicator that Lydia doesn’t really have much of a storyline if that’s what we are spending so much time on. The little yacht party where she through the “Balls-voyage” party and even said a toast to Doug’s balls was over the top. Still, it beats the drama with Shannon. Just saying.

It’s also worth noting that while RHOC was airing, Twitter was abuzz with others who also were sick of this uninteresting and unnecessary storyline. Check out some of the best tweets about Doug’s balls .

Fast forward to later in the episode (I swear this isn’t a recap) and Vicki and Kelly are hanging out. After all the drama over whether or not Shannon was sick, she literally shows up with paperwork from her flu diagnosis in hand.

So then, as if the vasectomy boat party wasn’t enough, we learn that both of the RHOC  ladies are visiting a spa or a clinic or possibly some sort of viewer torture chamber for a colonic. There were definitely some social media reactions to this too. Are you ready?

Oh joy! We get to watch Vicki and Kelly literally getting the poop sucked right out of them. Too bad it won’t do anything for the garbage that comes from their mouth.

Next: Did Peggy really want to help Kelly Dodd?

By now I must sound like the worst Real Housewives of Orange County fan in the world. I’m not, I promise. It’s just… no more balls and poop, okay?